The episode starts with the Grinders Jay Jay, Emo Crys, Jack Knife, and Spitball skating in the Lot, while Lil Rob, Goggles, and Meaty walk together to stop by.

We then cut to the scene at Lil Rob.

Lil Rob: Okay, guys! Are you ready to take Wild Grinders skating to a whole new level? (to Goggles) Goggles?
Goggles: All systems, go!
Goggles starts to lower the girders.
Lil Rob: I call it "Grind the Girder".
Lil Rob quickly puts on his helmet and begins skating, as the other Grinders join in as well. Jack Knife takes a few seconds to adjust his helmet before skating.

The Grinders, with Jack Knife invisible from the scene, skate on the girders. Meaty walks on the girder, drooling, looking down contently.

Goggles: This is going satisfactorily.

Jay Jay jumps to another girder; the next shot cuts to Emo Crys falling from the girder he first skated to land on the other. Then, he jump across the third and passes Spitball, who performs a flip to land. Meaty watches, continuously drooling, as a droplet of saliva lands on Goggles remote control.
Lil Rob: Oh no. Puppy drool strikes again!
Goggles: GAH! Evacuate! (Goggles evades)
Lil Rob: This is going to get hectic.

A few girders bounce unpredictably, knocking the middle one, allowing it to rotate vertically and rapidly. Lil Rob lands on a girder, serving as an extra platform, but it bounces him off to the spinning girder. Rob quickly jumps to grab the rope. The other skaters jump in, except Jack Knife, who is hesitant about the uncontrollable system. The girder hits him in the back.

Jack Knife: OW! (falling) Man! (hit to the vertically spinning girder) MAN! (tangled by a rope) Man!

The five jump out, cheering, until they run over by a colorful billboard.

Goggles: Sorry, guys. I didn't factor in the dog drool coefficient.
Lil Rob: Yeah, Meaty. Your slobber is legendary. (Meaty comes to lick Rob's hand) Hazardous...but legendary.
Jay Jay: (lying down to his front) Disinfected wipe, if you please.
Goggles hands Jay Jay a box of disinfect tissues, as he takes a sheet, wiping his face while standing.
Jay Jay: Who put a dirty billboard in a spot where it could germ me up like that?
(looks up)
A billboard prints "COMING SOON THEME PARK"
Lil Rob: They're going to build a theme park right here in Sprawl City?
All but Rob and Meaty: (In awe) Theme park!
Jack Knife daydreams about the Grinders riding on a roller coaster, cheering.
Jack Knife: (picking the inside of his nose) Giant skateboard rollercoasters are sick, man.

Meanwhile at Rob's house.

Lil Rob: Prepare yourself to Internet stardom, Grinders! (Everyone watches on Goggles' laptop) My 1080 hardflip was a thing of beauty!
Goggles presses a key to initiate the video, showing random clips on Meaty's lower view.
Jay Jay: Dang, Meaty! All you got are feet and wheels!
Emo Crys: With Meaty's shoddy camera work, we'll never rise above this grim experience of middle-earth mediocrity!
Lil Rob: You're missing the angle here, Emo Crys. This could be a new trend in viral videos.
A scene uses a wipe transition to a green background with various of people walking, with the camera positioned at the bottom. A stereotypical Caribbean music score plays. Announcer: (stereotypical Jamaican accent) Get ready for the hottest thing on the Internet! Its Feet Gone Crazy! Watch these feet do feety things that only feet can do, ey mon!
(Goggles typing)
Emo Crys: Feety things? Really?
Goggles: Wait! Look.
Video shows Lil Rob on the girder.
Lil Rob: Here we go. Now that's what I'm talking about.
Video zips to Meaty, attempting to urinate on the fire hydrate. The Grinders react disgustingly.
All: Aw! Eww! Ohh!
Lil Rob: Meaty!
Meaty: Hey, when a dog's gotta go, a dog's gotta go.
Lil Rob: Goggles, from now on, you gotta hold the camera. (gives camera to Goggles) (to Meaty) And Meaty, you just gotta hold it.

Transition wipes to the Grinders skating, while Goggles records.
Lil Rob: I feel a surge of creativity. I'm gonna land fence?!
Two construction workers prepare to reconstruct the Lot into a amusement park. Officer Lackowski walks toward the Grinders.
Officer Lackowski: You can't skate here anymore!
They ignore him and continue walking, until he stops them.
Officer Lackowski: You can't skate here either!
Lil Rob: You can't do this! This is our Lot!
Stubford Hucksterball What's the matter, Wild Goobers? (he skates with mechanic stalls then halts) Do you like theme parks?
Lil Rob: (gives out a uninterested look) Stubford. I thought I've smelled something spoiled.
Stubford Hucksterball He who smelt it dealt it! (laughs) Lackey! Sandals! Now! (jumps out from stalls that deactivate) And don't forget who's in charge here! Or I'll tell my daddy to find a new rent-a-cop lackey, Lackey!
Officer Lackowski: Please, sir. It's Officer Lackowski.
A white limo crashes by.
(Cat screeches)
Stubford Hucksterball Hi, daddy!
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